Why, hello there! It's rather rare for someone to actually breach upon my page. I'm proud of you for taking the step to actually look at this sorely boring page.

 

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

For once, Dewey does something selfless. It’s a miracle.

Okay, so I was just randomly searching “creepy owl gif” and I came across this monstrosity:
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Since, for some strange reason, I can’t upload this stupid gif as moving, here’s the link to it.-> 
Creepy Walking Animal-Like Thing

If you pay attention, you can tell its comprised of two human right arms and one left arm.

Anonymous asked
Could you sort the zodiac signs please? Idk if it's possible I just it would be a neat idea. Thanks! :)

xxmusicxkelseyxx:

chopsuzi:

jesstffan2212:

hibernating-vedis:

hogwartshousehabits:

Aries: Gryffindor- adventurous, active, out going, trusting, stubborn, impulsive, impatient.

Taurus: Hufflepuff- loyal, stubborn, holds onto loved ones, dependable, patient, jealous, possessive

Gemini: Ravenclaw- wants to know everything, cannot focus on one thing, inquisitive, intellectual, superficial, creative, restless

Cancer: Hufflepuff- protective, concerned with others, helpful, defensive, touchy, moody

Leo: Gryffindor- energetic, protective, likes to be the center of attention, generous, bossy, confident, noble

Virgo: Hufflepuff- compassionate, caring, flexible, helpful, reliable, fussy, overcritical, picky

Libra: Slytherin- changeable, wants to be important, charming, sociable, easily influenced, self indulgent, hard to pick a side because they see both sides

Scorpio: Slytherin- triumphant, passionate, love power, determined, powerful, compulsive, secretive, resourceful

Sagittarius: Gryffindor- Idealistic, wants to make a difference, restless, good humor, honest, adventurous, outspoken

Capricorn: Slytherin- ambitious, workaholic, practical, pessimistic, miserly, calm, disciplined, practical, efficient

Aquarius: Ravenclaw- mind oriented, intellectual, eccentric, change and originality, truth-seeker, humanitarian, contrary, unpredictable, detached

Pisces: Ravenclaw- visionary, artistic, creative, idealistic, secretive, resilient, sometimes live in a fantasy world

As a reminder to anyone who looks at this sorting and says “but my House isn’t in my sign!” there are multiple multiple ways to interpret each sign and the signs really can fit any House.  It’s all in how you look at it.

I hope you enjoy the sorting!

-Amy (Hufflepuff)

Jeeessssss you’re a triple Hufflepuff! 8D

i’m every house but hufflepuff nhhhgghh

hAHAHAHAHAHAAA! HUFFLEPUFF FO LIFE!!

no. No. NO. NO! I am NOT a Gryffindor! I’m a Hufflepuff, damnit! I don’t CARE what it says for Sagittarius, I AM NOT A GRYFFINDOR!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ┻━┻

…Besides, they aren’t my characteristics anyways. I’m not idealistic, restless, adventurous or outspoken. Hmph. *crosses arms and looks away huffily*

Same. I’m Aries and I’m Ravenclaw and then Hufflepuff. I’m not even close to being Griffindor or Slytherin. I may be stubborn but that’s the only truth. I hate horiscopes

*pats back consolingly* That’s okay, we all hate horoscopes.

Found this at my table at the Quartz Hill Library today. At first, I was confused as to what it was. Then I realized it was some girl’s “Pros” list about a guy. From what I can tell, she’s most likely LDS, has wonderful handwriting, is serious about being a mom, and most likely a bit forgetful.
All in all, this card just made my day.

Found this at my table at the Quartz Hill Library today. At first, I was confused as to what it was. Then I realized it was some girl’s “Pros” list about a guy. From what I can tell, she’s most likely LDS, has wonderful handwriting, is serious about being a mom, and most likely a bit forgetful.

All in all, this card just made my day.

Anonymous asked
Could you sort the zodiac signs please? Idk if it's possible I just it would be a neat idea. Thanks! :)

jesstffan2212:

hibernating-vedis:

hogwartshousehabits:

Aries: Gryffindor- adventurous, active, out going, trusting, stubborn, impulsive, impatient.

Taurus: Hufflepuff- loyal, stubborn, holds onto loved ones, dependable, patient, jealous, possessive

Gemini: Ravenclaw- wants to know everything, cannot focus on one thing, inquisitive, intellectual, superficial, creative, restless

Cancer: Hufflepuff- protective, concerned with others, helpful, defensive, touchy, moody

Leo: Gryffindor- energetic, protective, likes to be the center of attention, generous, bossy, confident, noble

Virgo: Hufflepuff- compassionate, caring, flexible, helpful, reliable, fussy, overcritical, picky

Libra: Slytherin- changeable, wants to be important, charming, sociable, easily influenced, self indulgent, hard to pick a side because they see both sides

Scorpio: Slytherin- triumphant, passionate, love power, determined, powerful, compulsive, secretive, resourceful

Sagittarius: Gryffindor- Idealistic, wants to make a difference, restless, good humor, honest, adventurous, outspoken

Capricorn: Slytherin- ambitious, workaholic, practical, pessimistic, miserly, calm, disciplined, practical, efficient

Aquarius: Ravenclaw- mind oriented, intellectual, eccentric, change and originality, truth-seeker, humanitarian, contrary, unpredictable, detached

Pisces: Ravenclaw- visionary, artistic, creative, idealistic, secretive, resilient, sometimes live in a fantasy world

As a reminder to anyone who looks at this sorting and says “but my House isn’t in my sign!” there are multiple multiple ways to interpret each sign and the signs really can fit any House.  It’s all in how you look at it.

I hope you enjoy the sorting!

-Amy (Hufflepuff)

Jeeessssss you’re a triple Hufflepuff! 8D

i’m every house but hufflepuff nhhhgghh

hAHAHAHAHAHAAA! HUFFLEPUFF FO LIFE!!

no. No. NO. NO! I am NOT a Gryffindor! I’m a Hufflepuff, damnit! I don’t CARE what it says for Sagittarius, I AM NOT A GRYFFINDOR!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ┻━┻

…Besides, they aren’t my characteristics anyways. I’m not idealistic, restless, adventurous or outspoken. Hmph. *crosses arms and looks away huffily*


All episodes and season of Supernatural so far:
Season 1
Pilot / Wendigo / Dead in the Water / Phantom Traveler / Bloody Mary / Skin / Hook man / Bugs / Home / Asylum / Scarecrow / Faith / Route 666 / Nightmare / The Benders / Shadow / Hell House / Something Wicked / Provenance / Dead Man’s Blood / Salvation / Devil’s Trap
Season 2
In My Time of Dying / Everybody Loves a Clown / Bloodlust / Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things / Simon Said / No Exit / The Usual Suspects / Crossroad Blues / Croatoan / Hunted / Playthings / Nightshifter / Houses of the Holy / Born Under a Bad Sign / Tall Tales / Roadkill / Heart / Hollywood Babylon / Folsom Prison Blues / What Is and What Should Never Be / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 1 / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 2
Season 3
The Magnificent Seven / The Kids are Alright / Bad Day at Black Rock / Sin City / Bedtime Stories / Red Sky at Morning / Fresh Blood / A Very Supernatural Christmas / Malleus Maleficarum / Dream a Little Dream of Me / Mystery Spot / Jus In Bello / Ghostfacers / Long-Distance Call / Time Is On My Side / No Rest for the Wicked
Season 4
Lazarus Rising / Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean Winchester / In The Beginning / Metamorphosis / Monster Movie / Yellow Fever / It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester / Wishful Thinking / I Know What You Did Last Summer / Heaven and Hell / Family Remains / Criss Angel Is a Douchebag / After School Special / Sex and Violence / Death Takes a Holiday / On the Head of a Pin / It’s a Terrible Life / The Monster at the End of This Book / Jump the Shark / The Rapture / When the Levee Breaks / Lucifer Rising
Season 5
Sympathy for the Devil / Good God, Y’all! / Free to Be You and Me / The End / Fallen Idols / I Believe the Children Are Our Future / The Curious Case of Dean Winchester / Changing Channels / The Real Ghostbusters / Abandon All Hope… / Sam, Interrupted / Swap Meat / The Song Remains the Same / My Bloody Valentine / Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid / Dark Side of the Moon / 99 Problems / Point of No Return / Hammer of the Gods / The Devil You Know / Two Minutes to Midnight / Swan Song
Season 6
Exile on Main St / Two and a Half Men / The Third Man / Weekend at Bobby’s / Live Free or Twihard / You Can’t Handle the Truth / Family Matters / All Dogs Go to Heaven / Clap Your Hands If You Believe… / Caged Heart / Appointment in Samarra / Like a Virgin / Unforgiven / Mannequin 3: The Reckoning / The French Mistake / …And Then There Were None / My Heart Will Go On / Frontierland / Mommy Dearest / The Man Who Would Be King / Let It Bleed / The Man Who Knew Too Much
Season 7
Meet the New Boss / Hello, Cruel World / The Girl Next Door / Defending Your Life / Shut up, Dr. Phil / Slash Fiction / The Mentalists / Seven Seven, Time for a Wedding! / How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters / Death’s Door / Adventures in Babysitting / Time After Time / The Slice Girls / Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magic Menagerie / Repo Man / Out With The Old / The Born-Again Identity / Party On, Garth / Of Grave Importance / The Girl With the Dungeons and Dragon’s Tattoo / Reading is Fundamental / There Will Be Blood / Survival of the Fittest
Season 8
We Need to Talk About Kevin / What’s Up, Tiger Mommy? / Heartache / Bitten / Blood Brother / Southern Comfort / A Little Slice of Kevin / Hunteri Heroici / Citizen Fang / Torn and Frayed / LARP and the Real Girl / As Time Goes By / Everybody Hates Hitler / Trial and Error / Man’s Best Friend with Benefits / Remember the Titans / Goodbye Stranger / Freaks and Geeks / Taxi Driver / Pac-Man Fever / The Great Escapist / Clip Show / Sacrifice
Season 9
I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here / Devil May Care / I’m No Angel / Slumber Party / Dog Dean Afternoon / Heaven Can’t Wait / Bad Boys / Rock and a Hard Place / Holy Terror / Road Trip / First Born / Sharp Teeth / The Purge / Captives

All episodes and season of Supernatural so far:

Season 1

Pilot / Wendigo / Dead in the Water / Phantom Traveler / Bloody Mary / Skin / Hook man / Bugs / Home / Asylum / Scarecrow / Faith / Route 666 / Nightmare / The Benders / Shadow / Hell House / Something Wicked / Provenance / Dead Man’s Blood / Salvation / Devil’s Trap

Season 2

In My Time of Dying / Everybody Loves a Clown / Bloodlust / Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things / Simon Said / No Exit / The Usual Suspects / Crossroad Blues / Croatoan / Hunted / Playthings / Nightshifter / Houses of the Holy / Born Under a Bad Sign / Tall Tales / Roadkill / Heart / Hollywood Babylon / Folsom Prison Blues / What Is and What Should Never Be / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 1 / All Hell Breaks Loose: Part 2

Season 3

The Magnificent Seven / The Kids are Alright / Bad Day at Black Rock / Sin City / Bedtime Stories / Red Sky at Morning / Fresh Blood / A Very Supernatural Christmas / Malleus Maleficarum / Dream a Little Dream of Me / Mystery Spot / Jus In Bello / Ghostfacers / Long-Distance Call / Time Is On My Side / No Rest for the Wicked

Season 4

Lazarus Rising / Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean Winchester / In The Beginning / Metamorphosis / Monster Movie / Yellow Fever / It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester / Wishful Thinking / I Know What You Did Last Summer / Heaven and Hell / Family Remains / Criss Angel Is a Douchebag / After School Special / Sex and Violence / Death Takes a Holiday / On the Head of a Pin / It’s a Terrible Life / The Monster at the End of This Book / Jump the Shark / The Rapture / When the Levee Breaks / Lucifer Rising

Season 5

Sympathy for the Devil / Good God, Y’all! / Free to Be You and Me / The End / Fallen Idols / I Believe the Children Are Our Future / The Curious Case of Dean Winchester / Changing Channels / The Real Ghostbusters / Abandon All Hope… / Sam, Interrupted / Swap Meat / The Song Remains the Same / My Bloody Valentine / Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid / Dark Side of the Moon / 99 Problems / Point of No Return / Hammer of the Gods / The Devil You Know / Two Minutes to Midnight / Swan Song

Season 6

Exile on Main St / Two and a Half Men / The Third Man / Weekend at Bobby’s / Live Free or Twihard / You Can’t Handle the Truth / Family Matters / All Dogs Go to Heaven / Clap Your Hands If You Believe… / Caged Heart / Appointment in Samarra / Like a Virgin / Unforgiven / Mannequin 3: The Reckoning / The French Mistake / …And Then There Were None / My Heart Will Go On / Frontierland / Mommy Dearest / The Man Who Would Be King / Let It Bleed / The Man Who Knew Too Much

Season 7

Meet the New Boss / Hello, Cruel World / The Girl Next Door / Defending Your Life / Shut up, Dr. Phil / Slash Fiction / The Mentalists / Seven Seven, Time for a Wedding! / How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters / Death’s Door / Adventures in Babysitting / Time After Time / The Slice Girls / Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magic Menagerie / Repo Man / Out With The Old / The Born-Again Identity / Party On, Garth / Of Grave Importance / The Girl With the Dungeons and Dragon’s Tattoo / Reading is Fundamental / There Will Be Blood / Survival of the Fittest

Season 8

We Need to Talk About Kevin / What’s Up, Tiger Mommy? / Heartache / Bitten / Blood Brother / Southern Comfort / A Little Slice of Kevin / Hunteri Heroici / Citizen Fang / Torn and Frayed / LARP and the Real Girl / As Time Goes By / Everybody Hates Hitler / Trial and Error / Man’s Best Friend with Benefits / Remember the Titans / Goodbye Stranger / Freaks and Geeks / Taxi Driver / Pac-Man Fever / The Great Escapist / Clip Show / Sacrifice

Season 9

I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here / Devil May Care / I’m No Angel / Slumber Party / Dog Dean Afternoon / Heaven Can’t Wait / Bad Boys / Rock and a Hard Place / Holy Terror / Road Trip / First Born / Sharp Teeth / The Purge / Captives

(Source: winchesteurs)

deer-spirit:

Some people seemed to like my old artwork so here. Up first was actually my very first pony pic… Yes the background is hogwarts…. Then you have my star trek oc’s an unfinished pic of Spock. Then it goes back into King Sombra and AngelNote.

licensetocannibalize:

ya’ll gonna make me choke to death on people one day

My brother: I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of asses. *takes a piece of Dubble Bubble bubblegum from his pocket and chews before blowing a bubble*

licensetocannibalize:

ya’ll gonna make me choke to death on people one day

My brother: I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of asses. *takes a piece of Dubble Bubble bubblegum from his pocket and chews before blowing a bubble*

(Source: mean-cannibals)

stoned-levi:

capnquirkl:

supremesaltine:

live footage from ouran academy

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“sorry I was late sir, I had to wipe the anime off my car this morning.”

how long has that car been waiting for senpai to notice it

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

(Source: fuckyeahgarybarlow)