Why, hello there! It's rather rare for someone to actually breach upon my page. I'm proud of you for taking the step to actually look at this sorely boring page.
If you’re in public and you can’t figure out a stranger’s gender, follow these steps:
- Don’t worry about it.
About a month ago, my faithful laptop - which I’ve had since I graduated High School four years ago - finally lost its will to live.
Goodbye my lovely Gateway. May you rest in peace… and give Sean a mental workout trying to find a way to fix you.
Ok so my Mom and I are starting off on our car trip and I pull out a book. She looks over at me and asks,
“Why are you bringing a dictionary?”
I reply that it’s actually a thesaurus.
“A Theosaurus? What do you have a book about dinosaurs for?”
We trade glances before busting up laughing.
Never doubt my mother’s literary prowess. She will never cease to amaze.
So on Saturday evening, my Mom and I were exploring the hotel we were staying at. We stumbled upon the fitness room and Mom bet me $5 that I couldn’t do 20 push-ups. I immediately dropped and gave her said amount of push-ups.
Needless to say, I am now $5 richer. •_~
I’M SO JEALOUS!!!! XDDD