Why, hello there! It's rather rare for someone to actually breach upon my page. I'm proud of you for taking the step to actually look at this sorely boring page.
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
"You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color… I know what you are."
"Say it… out loud. Say it."
Me: Hey Mom, what would happen if you used Termite-infested wood for a fire?
Mom: They'd scream.
Mom & me at the same time: *makes high-pitched squealy noise*
Me: *looks at Mom*
Mom: *looks at me*
Mom & me at the same time: *bust up laughing*
Lee, you filthy pervert…
Y’see, this is what happens when I go surfin’ the web for any subject with “lol” glued to the end of it. And I have no idea where the hell it came from, nor what is being said. (I don’t have the time/patience to figure it out right now. :P)